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Joke of the Day

"I think it'd be cool to be immortal for a day, just to see what it's like."

"Ha Long is many Dongs"

"I like my women how I like my wine 12 years old and locked in my cellar"

"Was gonna go to the gym but then I checked Twitter. In 2009"

"Opinions are like assholes... Everyone has one, but they all stink."

"Sarcasm : Because life doesn't come with a free ""stay out of jail card"""

"Did you hear about the magic tractor? Turned into a field."

"It's hard to be optimistic about the future when you go to YouTube and see how many people videotape their TV."

"Q: Why are Republicans always so strung up about 9/11? A: Elephants never forget."

"God: I will create a being to cook, clean, serve and obey. Adam: what will it cost me? God: an arm and a leg. Adam: what can I get for a rib"