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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a fat Asian? A chunk"
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"Me: So you're an Atheist? Him: Yup! Me: So what year is it? Him: 2015 Me: based on how years are counted after a certain birth?"
"Why did Napoleon return from exile? He needed more Elba room."
"What does a ninja and a muslim woman have in common? They're both invisible."
"Storks leave cute babies. Crows leave ugly babies. Swallows leave no babies!"
"So my foreign professor overheard some attractive girls talking about how they like it long and hard. The exam the next morning sucked."
"How much crack did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men"
"What are the ten greatest years of a woman's life? The ones between 39 and 40."
"I am starting a sanctuary for oversized marine mammals. It's called Habitat for Huge Manatees."
"American girls A kid asked his Dad if he could have $10 for a guinea pig. His Dad says, ""All I have is $5, why don't you find yourself a nice American girl."""