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Joke of the Day
"Storks leave cute babies. Crows leave ugly babies. Swallows leave no babies!"
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"So a clown gets eaten by a shark..."
"Two atoms walk into a bar... One atom says to the other ""I think I lost an electron."" The other asks ""Are you sure?"" The other replies ""I'm positive."""
"The guy who coined ""put that in your pipe & smoke it"" was probably trying to find out if something on the carpet was weed."
"I just found a half eaten hotdog inside of a Mr.Potatohead in the hamper. Living with a toddler is like living with a tiny hammered person."
"funny joke I thought my son would be happy that I bought him a trampoline. But ohhhh noooo, all he wants to do is sit around and cry in his wheelchair."
"What's the difference between a pussy and a cunt? A pussy makes your cock feel nice and makes you cum, a cunt is who owns the pussy."
"If my kid turns out to be a criminal, I am totally blaming Grand Theft Auto and not my shitty parenting."
"At the school for the hearing impaired... ...no one can hear you scream!"
"I went to my dad and asked him... Me: hey dad will you watch a movie I'm going to cast in Dad : no Me: why? Dad: I don't watch porn"