5128

Joke of the Day

"American girls A kid asked his Dad if he could have $10 for a guinea pig. His Dad says, ""All I have is $5, why don't you find yourself a nice American girl."""

"My girlfriend left a note on the fridge ""This is not working. I'm going to my mom's house."" I opened the fridge. The light came on. The beer was cold. What the hell is she talking about?"

"How did the stoner propose to his girlfriend? Marriage, you wanna?"

"My Girlfriend Called Me A Pedophile... I said: ""That's an awfully big word for a 6 year old!"""

"Cooking with Hitler Step 1. Turn on the gas"

"Did you hear about the crack addict that got trapped in a pyramid? He had to sarcophagi for the drug money"

"All subjects can be funny with the right delivery, Except abortion jokes. Which by definition have no delivery."

"The main difference between kids and dogs is that kids grow out of following you to the bathroom"

"What do you give Sean Connery when hes eating nachos in a bathtub? Shower Cream"

"""Marriage is like a ring of fire"", my dad used to tell me. "" The men on the outside want to be in it, and the ones on the inside want to get out of it """