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Joke of the Day

"American girls A kid asked his Dad if he could have $10 for a guinea pig. His Dad says, ""All I have is $5, why don't you find yourself a nice American girl."""

"What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho Cheese!!"

"What is the phobia of chainsaws called? Common Sense"

"Says the priest to the altar server: ""There's a good christian in you"""

"Leave a Post-It on your girlfriend's birth control that says, ""guess u don't want 2 have my babies haha."""

"What were Tarzan's last words? WHO GREASED THE VIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNEEEE."

"smh, I bought tickets to Disney on ice & it was just 2 hours of Donald Duck smoking crystal meth"

"I'll say ""HELLO PUPPY!"" to your dog, but you'll get the awkward half-smile."

"Dear funny, I picked up the wrong sandwich at Subway Oops, wrong sub!"

"So many women, so little time to disappoint them all."