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Joke of the Day

"If a fish died in the ocean... ...does it become a marine corpse?"

"Neither candidate addressed the fact that we have a Hulk"

"What's the worst part about locking your keys in the car in an abortion clinic parking lot? Going inside to ask for a hanger."

"Noticed lots of older people reading the bible. It's like they are cramming for their final exam."

"Properly relocating a cavewoman Q: Why did the caveman drag his cavewoman around by the hair? A: Because if he dragged her around by the feet she would fill up with dirt."

"She asked if I thought she was a 10... ...I told her she's more like a 14, cause she's the most basic bitch I've ever met."

"What's the difference between a gay guy and a refrigerator? The fridge doesn't fart when you pull the meat out"

"The scariest thing about being a doctor is if you ever, even once, accidentally call it a ""cooter"" you're fired for life."

"Did you hear about Donald Trump's porno? It stars Trump himself, a Mexican woman, and a glory hole."

"I found a rock yesterday which measured 1760 yards in length. Must be some kind of milestone."