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Joke of the Day

"I am finally going to be rich someday... I've invested in toilet paper and funeral homes. 'Cause at some point, everyone has to go!"

"Hitler Joke Hitler is smarter than you. At least he knew when to kill himself. ( )"

"What did Bowie say before he died? Robin, is that you?"

"when a goth has an identity crisis do they bleach all their clothes"

"Sometimes I enjoy my steak undercooked, but that's rare."

"If my next of kin takes a nap.. Can i call him Napkin?"

"What do we call that one small worm that won't shut up? A chatterpillar"

"Sorry I threw rice at the coffin. I don't get invited to much."

"How does an atom with bad grammar respond to an order? I on it."

"*through a mouthful of Nutella* Oh, yeah, healfy eafing is sufer imfortant to me."