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Joke of the Day

"Scientists have found out... after they were shown the exit."

"The town council of Blarney, Ireland held a contest for a new tourism slogan... The winner was ""Pog mo Stone."""

"What do you call thrusting a hairy rod in and out of your mouth really fast then afterwards spitting out a white liquid? Brushing your teeth"

"Why did the chicken cross the road? He knew he'd be remembered for it."

"Dog Park Kid: What's his name? Me: Dorito. He's a therapy taco. Don't pet him. Kid:*Throws Ball* Taco:*Chases it. Lettuce flies everywhere*"

"Did you blow bubbles when you were a kid? Because he's back in town looking for you."

"Whenever someone says they hate cats and they're all shitty and snobby about it, I'm like, ""Weird cuz you behave JUST like one."""

"Have you heard about the humble farmer? He's a grower, not a shower."

"I asked my North Korean friend how it's like over there.. He said he couldn't complain."

"If somebody at a party tells you they're a writer, get excited, hold up the nearest book, and ask, wide-eyed, ""DID YOU WRITE THIS?"""