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Joke of the Day
"What's a nuns favorite day of the week? Sununday."
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"What's heavier, 200 pounds of bricks or 200 pounds of feathers? Your mother."
"what did the tampon say to the other tampon as they passed each other in the street? NSFW nothing. they were both stuck up cunts!"
"I'm not getting married till Pizza Hut allows gift registry."
"I prefer Protestant orange juice to Catholic orange juice... It's Pulp-free"
"I've got the heart of a lion. And a lifetime ban from the San Diego zoo."
"People who tie their sweaters around their necks look like they were giving somebody a piggyback ride before the person got Raptured."
"""Nah, you can push the gas. We got seatbelts."" - Paul Walker's last words"
"Wanna hear a joke The UN"
"NEXT APOLOGY I'M WAITING FOR PAULA DEEN TO APOLOGIZE FOR HER FAMILY STARTING THE CIVIL WAR"