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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a witch that only eats sand? Malnourished"
Next Joke
"Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Well we're having it tonight. It's [wats](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wat_%28food%29) for dinner!"
"I think I have hit rock bottom in my life. Do you know where I can buy some new tacks?"
"What's the difference between a black man and batman? A black guy can't go a night without robin."
"Why are schools red? You would be too if you had 7 periods a day."
"What do you get when eating toast in bed? Un-crumb-fortable"
"My dog can predict when an earthquake is going to happen. But television doorbell versus actual doorbell baffles him every time."
"I love how Prince Charming is so dumb he doesn't recognize Cinderella without her shoe."
"What is the KKK's favourite football (soccer) club? Blackburn"
"Mom always said I was going to be a strong one... After I survived that abortion"