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Joke of the Day
"What did Thomas Jefferson grow? Old."
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"Claustrophobia is the fear of closed spaces... For example, I'm going to the liquor store and I'm scared that it may be closed..."
"Hey, smiling strangers. No thanks."
"What do you call a black pilot? You call him a pilot! you racist!"
"I'm 30 years old and I've watched Frozen 18 times this week... For those of you out there thinking about having unprotected sex tonight..."
"Knuckle tats: (I)(M)(H)(U)(N)(G)(R)(Y)"
"An old dood told me this joke Whats pink and wet, and smells like pussy? Then he does [this](http://giphy.com/gifs/tongue-cody-simpson-dAKdA1l0GETVS) I love old people"
"A Freudian Slip is... when you say one thing but mean your mother."
"Show someone you love them today by rearranging the apps on their phone."
"My relationship with my cat is like that of a married couple. Basically we fight a lot and never have sex."