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Joke of the Day

"Mcdonalds showing people doing yoga in their commercials is like George Bush having a library named after him."

"Just found all my fan letters to Wolverine my wife ""promised"" she mailed stuffed behind the couch. I'm livid."

"Horrible funny joke What do you call an alligator in a vest....? An Invest-agator"

"What is hairy on the outside, wet and fleshy on the inside, begins with C and ends with T, and has both a U and a N in it? Coconut"

"I'm selling my parachute. Mint condition. Never opened, only used once"

"NPR recently started a heavy metal band. 'All Things Dismembered'"

"How do gay people float? Flambuoyancy."

"My wife told me to prepare our ginger son for his first day at school. So I beat him up and took his dinner money off him."

"Apple CEO announces he's gay. Samsung CEO announces he's more gay and water resistant."

"Olive Garden waitress begins to freshly grate cheese onto my salad. I never say when. Room fills with parmesan. No one survives."