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Joke of the Day

"Why doesn't China have a phone directory? Because there are so many Wings and Wongs they'd still wing the wong number."

"Writing with a dull pencil is pointless..."

"It's hard to find a good babysitter who doesn't mind being paid in heroin."

"When someone is murdered, they always investigate the spouse 1st. And that pretty much tells you everything you need to know about marriage."

"It's raining in Italy That's why it has the shape of a boot and not a flip flop."

"Sometimes I like to pretend an ! is just a ? squeezing through a tight space."

"My mate just rang me in tears... His wife has left him, taken his prized Bob marley collection and the Satellite dish. Poor Bastard.. No woman, no sky..."

"Bad Joke You: Can you believe they're still together after all that crap Friend: Who? You: My butt cheeks!"

"What do you call someone who just had sex with a necrophiliac? Sliad."

"You know they've had sex change operations for men for a while now, right? Well they just recently started offering sex change operations for women, too. It's called the ""addadictomy""."