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Joke of the Day

"Beats by Dre is such a huge success that I think he should start a sunglasses line. 50 Shades of Dre."

"I hate when someone texts me cause then I can't post anything on the internet or they'll know I'm ignoring them."

"Just saw two homeless men hitting each other with pieces of cardboard. Pillow fight!!"

"Whats the difference between love, ture love, and showing off? spit, sallow, and gargle."

"5 out of 4 people have a problem with fractions... I'm just gonna let that sink in for a second."

"My computer won't stop crying and singing about break ups... That's the last time I buy A Dell."

"""Hello, 911? Hi, I was just wondering: is it stop, drop, THEN roll? Cause my friend--STOP SCREAMING, I'M ASKING THEM"""

"How many clergymen does it take to screw a lightbulb? Amen."

"What a Chinese Restaurant Owner's Preferred License Plate? 888 MSG"

"What does a queen bee do when she burps ? Issues a royal pardon !"