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Joke of the Day

"""I have a dream that one day little black children will work together with little white children, to destroy Superman."" Martin Luthor King"

"You know what I hate? 1: Typing 2: Hypocrisy 3: Lists"

"Chuck Norris was at the Homerun Derby He pitched a no hitter!"

"The characters from Dragon Ball Z aren't that super Just saiyan"

"Why did Microsoft skip from Windows 8 to 10? Because Windows 7 ate 9!!! :D"

"What's the best way for a lady to read 50 Shades of Grey? To flick through it as fast as possible."

"Two native-american boys are walking through a forest One spots a bug on the ground, points to it and says to the other, ""ew, squash it!"" The other says, ""no, i'm pretty sure it's a bug."""

"I went to my doctor. He said I was overweight. I said I want a second opinion. He said you're ugly too."

"Why is the number 8 the only number that goes to heaven? When it dies it becomes immortal. &#8734;"

"Is there anything better than a good ol pat on the back.. to help you get out that last stubborn turd lodged up your sphincter?"