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Joke of the Day

"Just found all my fan letters to Wolverine my wife ""promised"" she mailed stuffed behind the couch. I'm livid."

"Is cakeday. Comment with best Latvian joke. Make laugh. Is good distract from malnourish."

"A man walks into a bathroom and slips on a turd.. Another man approaches and says ''are you alright mate? I just did that''"

"why are fish good astronauts? They love trouter space!"

"Snowstorm They call me the snowstorm, I'll give you 6-8 inches and make it difficult to get around the next day."

"What's black and doesn't work? Decaffeinated coffee"

"Plot twist: I knock on Jehovah's Witnesses doors. ""I'd like to talk to you about modern science """

"If a pizza has a radius ""z"" and a depth ""a"" Its volume can be defined by pi* z* z* a"

"I'll never know if those cookies will give me super powers or not unless I eat some."

"I track my calories religiously every day. First they are on my plate and then I put them in my mouth"