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Joke of the Day
"If a pizza has a radius ""z"" and a depth ""a"" Its volume can be defined by pi* z* z* a"
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"What's the main use for leather in the world? Holding cows together Edit: It doesn't work if you apply too much logic. Just enjoy the joke"
"There's a woman with a colostomy bag. Her boyfriend says he wants to fuck her in the pooper... Which hole does he use?"
"I renamed my iPod to Titanic... it's syncing now!"
"My girlfriend was voted most likely to succeed And it happened. She sucks my seed every night."
"How does Darth Vader like his milk? *Luke* warm"
"Did you hear about the man who painted his wife with cheese? He Double Gloucester."
"The chicken and the road of doom Why did the chicken cross the road? i don't know kernel sanders got him. R.i.p. lil' chicken"
"No sin mi supervision Jaimito Mama mama! Puedo usar el coche? -No sin mi supervision Jaimito! -Ui perdon por no tener superpoderes como tu!! jajaja"
"My daughter doesn't understand why I'm wearing sunglasses in the house this morning. Filled her sippy with rum so we're on the same page."