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Joke of the Day

"Snowstorm They call me the snowstorm, I'll give you 6-8 inches and make it difficult to get around the next day."

"Why do French tanks have rear-view mirrors? So they can see the battle."

"Joke. What do you call a man without arms or legs who gets into a fight with his cat? ......Claude!"

"I quit smoking for good Now I smoke for evil."

"I'm not into bestiality but... I do like hot dogs"

"Scientist next to me: My god. Reality is a simulation. Me (also a scientist): My god. I haven't fed my tamagotchi in 17 years."

"Someone should tell Pam at work that no one wants to hear how cool her boyfriend is unless she's dating a helicopter."

"What did hitler say when the jews escaped aw shwitz!"

"Q: What's Mary short for? A: She's got no legs."

"Downside to a threesome? You'll disappoint 2 women instead of 1"