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Joke of the Day
"What does every ""Tickle Me Elmo"" get before they leave the factory? Two test tickles"
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"What do you call a singing goat that lives by the sea? Billy Ocean"
"Is your refrigerator running? Because if so I would vote for it."
"The difference between dates and prunes? You don't get laid after prunes (Courtesy of my date last night after I asked her this question seriously)"
"There's an opening for a scapegoat at our office. I think you'd be perfect for the job."
"Vladimir Putin's Anthem Q. What is Russia's current Anthem? A. ""Putin on the Blitz"""
"Lost an electron Really gotta keep an ion them."
"A bear and a bunny... Are shitting in the woods. The bear asks the bunny: ""Do you find that shit sticks to your fur?"" The bunny says, ""No, why?"" So the bear picks up the bunny and wipes his ass."
"Lawyer: The defense rests Judge: Counselor, your rebuttal? Lawyer: HAHAHA that sounded like ""you're a butthole"" Judge: LOLOLOL #Buttle"
"Ouija board......""your going to die!"" Me: you're*"