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Joke of the Day

"Is your refrigerator running? Because if so I would vote for it."

"Chuck Norris easily won the Iditarod dog sled race by pulling a sled load of 16 dogs, 800 pounds of supplies and with a dead sperm whale chained behind it."

"What does the ""LL"" in LL Cool J stand for? Lickin Lips"

"My favorite underwear is camouflage... Because no one can see me cumming."

"an unfaithful man what does an unfaithful man say to his wife after having sex? I'll be home in half an hour."

"I really want to learn how to play the Piano.. .. But it's not my forte."

"Why did the Founding Fathers hire accountants from Prague? They needed a system of Czechs and balances."

"Why don't pirates ever stop going to brothels? They can't get enough booty."

"I want to be a server at a restaurant that serves fish jelly, just so when people order it, I can say ""I don't think you're ready."""

"I don't know whats more awkward, answering Dora, or sitting in silence while she stares at you."