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Joke of the Day

"Vladimir Putin's Anthem Q. What is Russia's current Anthem? A. ""Putin on the Blitz"""

"Him ""You run like a gazelle."" Me ""I'm graceful?"" Him ""No. You'd be easy prey for a mountain lion."""

"Did you hear about that synthetic type of weed they made using dog hair? Instead of k2, they call it k9."

"With the rape allegations against Cosby... I guess we know what he meant by pudding pops. (I just made this up. Sorry if it's been posted.)"

"Hub: Still mad? Me: Jack & Jill went up the hill H: To fetch a pail of water M: Jack fell down & died a violent death Hub: Ok, still mad"

"I used that classic Liam Neeson line from ""Taken"" today.. ""I will find you, and I will kill you."" My niece didn't want to play hide and seek anymore."

"Can anyone tell me.... If I posted the joke about Alzheimers? I can't remember if I did."

"""Who are you wearing?"" -red carpet interviewer at the Serial Killer Awards"

"This murderer my friend knew double crossed him. He really stabbed him in the back."

"I see you have some graph paper. You must be plotting something."