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Joke of the Day

"My fitness goal is just to get down to the weight that I lied about on my drivers license."

"How I Crossed the Desert by Rhoda Camul"

"If I built a crime fighting robot I'd make his penis the gun. He'd also be programmed to say ""no homo"" before shooting a guy in the face."

"Did you know that diarrhea is hereditary?? Yeah, it runs in your jeans..."

"Noisy Nights by Constance Norah"

"Barakaysan la hadal sida Maalinta burcad ah!"

"teacher question The teacher asked his student: Does the wild fox gives birth or lays egg ? The student said: the fox is a sly !! you should expect anything from him !!"

"""This is the police! Put your hands up where I can see 'em!"" ""But I can't-"" ""Now!"" *t-rex panics*"

"Why do worms taste like chewing gum ? Because they're wrigleys !"

"Thank you, student loan, for getting me through college. I don't think I can ever repay you ."