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Joke of the Day

"Minecraft releases a new movie Critics say its a block buster!"

"Teacher: If 1+1=2 and 2+2=4 what is 4+4? Pupil: That's not fair! You answer the easy ones and leave us with the hard one!"

"They laughed at me when I bought Velcro sneakers but no one will be laughing when the great shoelace drought of 2044 comes"

"How does an Old lady vagina feel? ever fed a pony?"

"What did man create that inevitably destroyed man itself? Reddit"

"What do you call a blind german? A not-see."

"Jesus: One among you will betray me. John: No way dude. Matthew: No way dude. Judas: *thumbing through designer cross catalogue* Plausible."

"He called my girlfriend a whore. So I called him an ambulance."

"They say you will eat around 23 spiders in your life, but really you can eat as many as you want. Treat yourself, you deserve it."

"If I were any more pissy I could pass for a public pool."