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Joke of the Day
"Minecraft releases a new movie Critics say its a block buster!"
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"The propeller is just a big fan in front of the plane used to keep the pilot cool. When it stops, you can actually watch the pilot start sweating."
"What kind of underwear do old people wear? ...Depends."
"Just saw a guy at the gym with only 1 arm. If that's not motivation, I don't know what is? Seriously, I don't know, I'm leaving..."
"My girlfriend told me she loses Mortal Kombat matches on purpose. She said it's the only time I finish her."
"I'm the dog whisperer. I'll whisper the word ""dog"" 20.. hell, 30 times if the price is right"
"What will Russians be cooking for Thanksgiving...? Turkey"
"Heck A place reserved for those who don't believe in Gosh."
"Guy hears his grand kids are coming for the first time. He gets all the parts and gear, spent six hours child-proofing his home. They still got in."
"My daughter wants a smart car for her 16th birthday. She thinks it will do her geometry homework."