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Joke of the Day
"Dear god, please let me have sex at least as often as adobe or java needs an update. Everyday."
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"My IQ score says I'm intelligent. My dating history disagrees."
"Fun fact: Peanut butter also sticks to the roof of your ex-husband's BMW"
"Reflection vs Refraction the point at which I realize how lucky I am to not have an Asian professor."
"What's the difference between Santa Claus and the Jews? The way they traveled through the chimney."
"its cool that chameleons can blend in with their environment but at a certain points it's like just do u homie!!!"
"What is the difference between a crazy bunny and a counterfeit banknote? One is bad money and the other is a mad bunny!"
"What did one gay sperm say to another gay sperm? How do we find an egg in all this shit? Credit to my friend telling me"
"Yo momma jokes are old, common and used by everyone. Just like yo momma."
"[1st date] Me: [putting my jacket over my dates shoulders] Her: ""Thank you but I'm not cold"" Me: [covering her awful dress] ""Yes you are"""