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Joke of the Day

"I shot a black man the other day. Now I'm being charged for impersonating a police officer."

"What's it called if you re-evaluate your butt? In hiney-sight."

"When I see names carved into a tree I don't think it's cute, I just think its strange how many people take knives on a date."

"I was born pessimist My Blood Group is B negative"

"An electrician beat himself with live wires His wife called the police He was charged with battery."

"What do you call a Jamaican proctologist? The Pokemon."

"Did you hear about the fish that married the duck? They got along swimmingly"

"Milliband, Clegg and Farage have quit. Proof that the Conservatives are forcing people out of work."

"What gun would Jesus outlaw first? A nail gun"

"During a medical school lecture, a doctor explains that, under common circumstances, two bones meet at a right angle A student responds: ""That seems like orthonormal thinking""."