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Joke of the Day

"I'm trying to give up using innuendo in my jokes. But it's hard...really hard."

"Do you think Kanye West will becom president? I don't know. I don't have 2020 vision."

"Why did the ""upright man"", a humanoid species, went extinct 70.000 years ago? Because they got homo e-rekt-us."

"Cell division, explained: o 0 8 oo"

"What do you say to a robot with a good looking bum? Nice Assimo."

"What do you call an angry Korean physicist? A seoulenoid"

"Police Officer: Do you speak English? Jose: Yes. Police Officer: Where are you from? Jose: Yes"

"My friends really into acid rock... Personally I prefer my music with more bass."

"Ever made love under a mirrored ceiling? I could see myself doing that."

"I encourage my kids to explore art. I insist they know Picasso's Blue Period had nothing to do with the menstrual cycle of a Smurf."