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Joke of the Day

"""Me llamo Pedro,"" said no Juan ever."

"There are two types of people in the world There are those that can extrapolate from incomplete data."

"Maggi is the girlfriend of the food world. It says 2 minutes but never gets ready in less than 20 minutes."

"What do you call a woman with one leg longer than the other? Ilene. What if she is Chinese? Irene."

"How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them."

"[Interrogation room] Good cop: ""Confess and we will go easy on you"" Sweet tooth cop: ""You bes- *hears music* -ICE CREAM MAN!"" *runs outside*"

"Police found the neighbourhood paedophile shot in the head 27 times. Authorities ruled it the worst case of suicide in a decade."

"I wasn't planning on giving Christmas gifts this year until I heard about those exploding Samsung Galaxy phones."

"Why are they called hemorrhoids? Because asteroids was already taken."

"Hockey is a sport where people use feet knives to walk so they can score a goal with a tiny hamburger."