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Joke of the Day
"""What doesn't kill you makes you smaller."" ~Mario"
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"What do you call a dog that can't hear? Doesn't matter much, does it?"
"TIL that Hitler never ate cake Apparently all the ovens were already being used."
"I stripped naked after losing a bet yesterday. I'm now barred from my local bookies."
"Your honeymoon can't be going that great if you're incessantly instagramming photos of it?"
"If another day goes by without a Matthew, Mark, Luke and John forming a boyband called New Testament, I'm going to give up on everything."
"A limerick for The Isle of Skye When I was on the Isle of Skye I overdid the old Spanish fly I had a stiff member From the fourth of December Till Friday the tenth of July"
"So carrying a ""wet floor"" sign and putting it down immediately after using your best pickup line on a woman is frowned upon Dating is hard."
"My friend asked if he could tell me a Soundgarden joke. I said no. I didn't want to hear a Black Hole Pun."
"Due to inflation, a picture is now only worth 332 words."