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Joke of the Day
"I just can't stop making dad jokes! I don't know how much father I can go...."
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"Dentist: *Pokes gums with sharp pointy instrament of death* Dentist: ""Your gums are bleeding because you don't floss."""
"A pirate's walking down the beach.... ...when he comes across a little girl. The litter girl says, ""Hey Pirate! Where's your buccaneers??"" The pirate responds, ""tucked inside my buck'n hat!!"""
"What's black and eats pussy? Cervical cancer"
"I am a virtuous woman, that's why I cost more!"
"What musician has the hardest instrument to play? A Tromboner."
"""Dad, I don't feel good."" ""Do you want to go see the doctor?"" ""Yeah."" ""Are you gonna throw up?"" ""Maybe."" ""OK. We'll take your mom's car."""
"I like my women they way I like my wine 15 years old and locked in the basement."
"What do a walrus and a ziploc bag have in common? They both like a tight seal."
"Why is Kim Jong-un so bad? He has no Seoul"