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Joke of the Day
"My dad told me his New Years resolution was to embrace his mistakes. He hugged my sister and I :("
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"I bet George Washington's favorite drinking game had to have been Quarters."
"My girlfriend broke up with me She thinks that I'm childish. So, I calmed down. Took a deep breath. Went to her house. Rang the doorbell and then ran away."
"A man starts a line of pickled venison ... ...the most popular flavor so far is dill doe."
"what i don't understand is that a pope can choose his own name but there's never been a Pope Batman"
"What my girlfriend thought, first 4 dates: 1. Nice shirt. 2. Wow. A second nice shirt. 3. Okay, first shirt again. 4. He has two shirts."
"What's faster than a black man with your TV? His son with your DVD player! I mean no racism in this joke*"
"[1st date] WAITER: and how would you like your steak, miss? HER: definitely not wooden *winks across table* DRACULA: *just glares at her*"
"What is Jesus' favorite band? Nine Inch Nails"
"Want to hear a joke about Jonestown? Nevermind, the punchline is too long."