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Joke of the Day

"What did Carmen's mom say when Carmen dropped her waffle in the sandbox? ""Where in the world is Carmen's sandy Eggo?"""

"How much does a pirate earing cost? A buccaneer"

"What usually comes after the monster lights the birthday candles? The fire department."

"You're not old until a teenager describes you as middle-aged."

"What's the difference between a slut and a mosquito? A mosquito stops sucking when you slap it."

"It sucks when you get to work early but then shit for so long that your boss thinks you came in late. I need a ""I'm Here But Shitting"" sign."

"What's the difference between your PC and your Penis? Usually its small, used often and you dont let just ANYONE touch it."

"Did you hear about the fly that sat on the toilet seat? It got pissed off."

"When i was younger i had part of my colon removed Now i only have a semicolon"