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Joke of the Day
"Afghanistan is just a regular ghanistan that's ghanistan af."
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"It's so easy to kick a midgets ass All you have to do is raise your foot barely off the ground."
"What happened to King Midas after he facepalm'd? He turned into Donald Trump."
"Some of my Satan worshiping friends invited me to an open discussion on Satanism... I'm not a Satanist myself, but I do like to play Devil's advocate...it was very confusing."
"Dirty Laundry When you wash a teenage boy's socks, you're doing a load of loads"
"What's the difference between jokes and pussy? I don't fucking get jokes."
"Jesus is all like eat my body, drink my blood and I'm all like dude, I only like you as a friend."
"""You're free now"" I say to my stomach as I unbutton my pants."
"if your brain produces saliva you have a patooey-tary gland thank you"
"I like the way baseball players pick up each other's bats after they cross home plate. More sports courtesy, please."