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Joke of the Day
"What's an SJW's favourite animal? A Pander."
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"[mom ridiculing me in front of new GF] ""Luke was afraid to go into family changing rooms until 22 because he thought he'd get a new family"""
"Q: How many Democrats does it take to destroy a light bulb? A: None. They only know how to destroy the taxpayers."
"What do you get when you cross Groot with Santa? A Giving Christmas Tree"
"What's your favourite colour? I love green 'cos it reminds me of blue."
"People keep telling me that they are annoyed by all my Linkin Park references... but in the end, it doesn't even matter..."
"They say 1 minute of kissing burns 26 calories. No wonder sluts are so damn skinny."
"Kinky and Perverted What is the difference between perverted?? Kinky is when you tickle your lovers ass with a feather ... perverted is when you use the whole chicken!"
"Sure, we can be friends. I get to be Chandler."
"I have the body of a God... ...unfortunately it's Buddha."