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Joke of the Day

"It's like the TSA doesn't even care relationships end cause we can't run through the airport and stop someone from getting on a plane."

"What do you call a guy that never farts in public? A privet tutor"

"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Eye Patch Barbie ...with a choice of eye patch colors: purple hot pink or aqua!"

"I have a knock-knock joke, but you have to start it."

"What's the best thing about having sex with Twenty Five year olds? There's 20 of them."

"Mommy, why am I getting my Christmas presents in august? ""Because it's cheaper than chemo"""

"First Boy: Why is your brother always flying off the handle ? Second Boy: Because he's got a screw loose !"

"I Went To See Star Wars Yesterday... And some asshole in the protectionist's booth spent two hours showing everyone spoilers. What a dick."

"Animation joke: what do animator's use to wash their mouths? a lip sync."

"It's impossible to stick out your tongue and roll your eyes up at the same time ...without looking like an idiot."