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"A repost walks into a bar"
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"I remember once I threw a boomerang It never came back so I've learned to live in constant fear."
"If you are telekinetic, raise my hand."
"Can ""born this way"" apply to laziness?"
"Facebook definitely needs to change their name. Pretty sure books aren't supposed to make you dumber."
"Installing home security cameras seemed like a great idea but explaining my dance offs with the dog was something I should've considered."
"4, 6, 8 and 9 have all been killed... 2, 3, 5, 7 and 11 are the prime suspects."
"Usain Bolt is already in 2016. Happy New Year !"
"Q: How does a woman scare a gynecologist? A: By becoming a ventriloquist!"
"Why doesn't orange rhyme with anything? Because it's a Mandarin word"