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"My favorite way to ruin a romantic evening is by coming out of the bathroom naked and singing Love Boat until the waiter asks us to leave."
"Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It died."
"Throwing burgers around furniture because I have a hunch that termites only eat wood because they have not tried anything tastier."
"My wife urged me to be more experimental in the bedroom, but I guess she wasn't expecting I'd be dissecting so many white mice."
"What are Mario's pants made of? Denim denim denim."
"What's the difference between a cat and a comma? One has its claws at the end of its paws, and one is a pause at the end of a clause."
"I made three snow angels the other day. I skidded on the ice and took out three pedestrians."
"What do you call a jerk in the space program? Nasshole."
"When pigs have a party who jumps out of the cake? Nobody. The pigs all jump in."