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Joke of the Day

"Is there something called ""Your mama so foreign...""-jokes? Please share if you have any, no rules O.o"

"What does the president of Russia call his toilet? Vladimir's Poo Tin"

"[internet] if u liked this story on cows dressed as plumbers.. [me] I did [i] here's a story on panda cops [barely containing my glee] go on"

"My physics teacher asked me if I understood the chapter on linear motion. I said, ""yeah it's pretty straightforward."""

"How to fall down the stairs Step 1 Step 2 Step 5 Step 9 Step 12 Floor."

"Speaking of one-liners,"

"Why was the sand wet? Because the sea-weed"

"Sleeping Beauty is my favorite story about how any sweet princess will activate her fire breathing dragon if you wake her up from a nap."

"Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pale of water. I don't know what they did up there, but they came back with a daughter."

"Why did the German baker claim on his insurance at Christmas? Because his bread was stollen!!!"