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Joke of the Day
"The only thing my girl friend blows Is everything out of proportion"
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"why does mommy cry when she cuts onions? ""she feels guilty cuz she stole them. see *lifts son onto lap* your mother likes to steal onions"""
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"Did you know that Vanilla Ice is now working as a computer literacy instructor? He's at the community college teaching word to your mother."
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"What is Harry Potters favorite way to get down a hill? Walking (punchline in comments)"
"What did the blond do with her asshole in the morning? Pack him a lunch and tell him to go to work!"
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"My girlfriend asked if I could play wonderwall on the guitar. I said ""maybe""."
"What brand of shoes do chickens wear? Reebok bok bok"