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Joke of the Day

"Why Donald Trump will win the primary but loose the general election? He can push through the Bushes but cannot climb a **Hill**ary."

"Vending machines are so homophobic. I'm sorry my dollar is not straight enough for you."

"What did King Trident say when he stepped in the whale poop? OH CARP!!!"

"Anyone here know of Gaddafi? Probably not. He's pretty underground."

"i feel the most connected to other human beings when were making subtle eye contact about someones outrageous stank on the subway"

"What's grey beautiful and wears glass slippers ? Cinderelephant !"

"I spend 90% of my time online waiting for password reset emails"

"What's the best song for a threesome You've got a friend in me."

"A row machine that actually moves around the gym."

"I really like the concept of train tickets. It's an idea I could get onboard with."