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Joke of the Day

"Why Donald Trump will win the primary but loose the general election? He can push through the Bushes but cannot climb a **Hill**ary."

"What's a snake's favourite food ? Hiss Cakes !"

"I tried on a Trojan Magnum...its really hard to breathe in those things."

"Seriously, why put the suicide hotline on the backs of buses? Put it on the fronts."

"What do you say to a woman who didn't shave for a funeral? O-bitch-uary."

"""Make him press 1 again."" ""Good."" ""Now, 3 minutes of silence."" ""He still there?"" ""Give him 18 minutes of pan flute."" - Call Center Training"

"Sorry I tried to strengthen my immune system by asking your wife to breast feed me."

"My grandma was visiting and placed her pills in my cupboard... I asked her, Grandma have you seen the pills I have marked with the letters LSD? She said, No, have you seen that dragon in the kitchen?"

"Howdeepisthepool? He had too much to drink before he went swimming!"

"What do you call a black guy who flies airplanes? A 'pilot"" you effing racist!!"