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Joke of the Day

"What is the best place for politicians? Election posters. There they are portable, silent and easy to remove."

"Did you hear about the famous musical gay trio? They finally decided on a name: Soh Doh Mi"

"I asked my dad what our IP Address was... He just pointed at the toilet."

"I once caught my ex-girlfriend putting acorns into her vagina... She was fucking nuts."

"Did you know pigs have orgasms that last 30 minutes? This is God thanking them for bacon."

"If you really want to fuck a vampire.. then i'd say you're down for the count"

"I just read Jared Fogle was assaulted in prison He was also a-peppered and covered in lettuce. Don't know if the story has any meat to it."

"Whats Fred Flintstones favorite drug? Crack Rock."

"The seven dwarfs were in the bath feeling happy. So Happy got out."

"Just saw two homeless men hitting each other with pieces of cardboard..... Pillow fight"