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Joke of the Day
"Why was the archeologist sad? His career was in ruins."
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"I bought a fitbit that's connected to the GPS in my car. Even though I punch in coordinates to a restaurant, it always takes me to the gym."
"If a Butterfinger doesn't list butter as an ingredient, then is it all just finger?"
"A vulture boards an airplane, carrying two dead raccoons. The stewardess looks at him and says, ""I'm sorry, sir, only one carrion allowed per passenger."""
"What do you get when you divide 69 by 2? A lonely man's handjob."
"Barbie comes with GI Joe She only fakes it with Ken. Saw plenty of pregnant Barbie jokes in this sub-reddit, but not this one."
"What happened to the man who died from drinking Shellac? He had a *lovely finish*."
"I tried to offer my school administrator a bribe But he was too principled"
"Imagine if your fridge did what you do to it everyday- Every half hour it goes to your room opens the door, and stares at you for 5 minutes then leaves."
"Why is a buffet like a strip club? You'll regret going to a cheap one."