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Joke of the Day
"There are 10 types of people in this world, those that understand hexadecimal, F the rest."
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"No, YOUR incapable of properly employing the second-person possessive pronoun."
"A farmer puts his sick pig into a cold saltwater bath. Needless to say, the pig was cured."
"How to tell if an orange likes to party Just Invitamin-C."
"A laugh track, but for every time my boss says ""I need this done today."""
"What is the difference between an american and a canadian? 69 cents."
"A bum gets on a bus and walks past a nun. The nun says ""youre going to hell"". The bum yells ""Damn, Im on the wrong bus"" ! :D"
"A man walks into a zoo... The only animal in the entire zoo is a dog. It's a shitzu."
"Hunting should only be legal if the animals are allowed to use weapons as well. I just want to see a bear with a sniper rifle."
"If I were a bird, I'd spend my whole day pooping on BMWs."