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Joke of the Day

"Your mom's had so many trains run on her... ...they call her The Island of Sodor."

"How long does it take for an African mom to shit? 9 months..."

"A poltergeist was moving furniture around the house, and I really love what he's done with the place."

"If you ever feel sad and blue, just remember that somewhere in the world, there's a fat kid who just dropped his ice-cream."

"Why do politicians wear neckties? To keep their foreskin from flopping over their head."

"What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea? No one pays to have a garbanzo bean on their face."

"What sound does a debugging Web Developer make? Open, Close!.................. Open, Close!.................. Open, Close!.................. *only true Web Developers will understand* *original joke*"

"What's brown and sticky? Poo!"

"The way you feel while mumbling through that part of the song you don't know is how I feel about all my life decisions."

"What is the difference between feminists and Nazis? One group has a purpose and lots of support and the other is full of nagging women."