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Joke of the Day
"Your mom's had so many trains run on her... ...they call her The Island of Sodor."
Next Joke
"Me: Oh yeah, baby. Tie me up and put a blindfold on me...Grrrr. Him: Erm...I'm only here to rob the bank...and I have a boyfriend."
"What's the difference between a sadist and a math teacher Nothing"
"What kind of car does George W. Bush drive? Porsche 9-11"
"Did you know that the new iPhone 5 helps people lose weight? When you pay for it you can't afford to eat for a month."
"[Request] Aboriginal jokes"
"What's the difference between my dick and a motorcycle? Your mom hasn't ridden a motorcycle"
"What do you call a black man walking down the street? A pedestrian."
"Caution: Cutting corners may lead to extra corners."
"The fact that the British call math ""maths"" scares me, since the only thing more frightening than math is plural math."