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Joke of the Day
"How did the gangster die below the Empire State Building? Someone dropped a dime on him."
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"How to lose 12 lbs in 7 agonizing seconds: Step 1: Make sure the wood chipper is all gassed up."
"What do you get from a pampered cow? Spoiled milk."
"What's it called when you're sucking in your stomach but it looks like you're not?"
"Where do cousins come from? Ant holes"
"What do you call a donkey in space? A wild asstronaught."
"*I gently close front door Dog: Where have you been?? I was worried sick about you! See that vomit on the floor? That's because of you!"
"Q: What's the difference between a chicken and a grape? A: They're both green except for the chicken."
"A surprise Hunger Games competition for everyone who makes eye contact with me today in the office."
"DOCTOR: I'm afraid I've got bad news ME: *pulls an apple from pocket* DOCTOR: *sweating* GOOD NEWS, I MEANT GOOD NEWS"