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Joke of the Day
"Every idiot can use a computer. Most do."
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"I'm convinced that my wife took 9 years of education at 3 different colleges just to win all the arguments for the rest of my life."
"I love playing ""Army men"" with my Girlfriend I just lay on the ground an she blows the hell outta me"
"The vice president of Pepsi got fired... he came up positive for coke."
"If any of you guys are considering law school, please keep in mind I passed the bar exam in multiple states & now I'm a purple hippo online"
"Any jokes about failed startups?"
"I was in bed with a girl and she said to me, ""I want you to make me scream"". So I said, ""OK. I'll just go outside, put on a ski mask and then kick your front door in. That usually works."""
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"Customer: Waiter, theres a button in my salad... Waiter: It must have come off while the salad was dressing."