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Joke of the Day

"What do fish use to get high Seaweed ;D"

"Where does a powerful king keep his armies? In his sleevies!"

"Why do people go to the gym again? Do they not know what a nap is?"

"Why do ducks have webbed feet ? To stamp out forest fires !"

"Did you hear about the midget psychic who escaped from prison? It was a small medium at large."

"I'm half Asian. All white people are. But my Cauc part is bigger."

"its raining men! hallelu..*thud* omg are you ok? *thud* oh sweet jesus! *thud* *thud* oh the horror! *thud* WHY GOD? WHYYYY??"

"A Wife calls her son to see where him and his dad are He answers with moans in the backround, ""In my room?"" He says, the mom storms up there expecting porn, or sex. She got one of them right..."

"No Brett, I didn't even read that email. I'm not speaking to you because I overheard your Starbucks order this morning."

"Why would you throw a rock at a Mexican man riding a bike? Because it's probably your bike. Why would you throw a rock at a black man riding a bike? Because it's probably your black man."