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Joke of the Day
"Want to hear something funny? Women's Rights."
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"What US state was founded by black prostitutes? Idaho! get it I - Da - HO."
"How many children do I want to have? Kind of a weird question for a first date, but umm I guess enough to finish the temple"
"To anyone commenting you don't have any chest hair Tell them it does not grow on steel"
"I said to her: ""Two more inches and I'd be a king"" ""Two inches less and you'd be a queen"", she replied."
"This Christmas... This Christmas, Donald Trump's hair becomes sentient and nukes canada. Only one Democratic Socialist can prevent a total World War. Bernie Sanders stars... in HELL TOUPEE"
"""It's 10 o'clock. Do you know where your son is?"" ""I'm at home, mom. You raised a loser."""
"A LAWYER AND A POLITICIAN What do you get when you cross a corrupt lawyer with a crooked politician? Chelsea Clinton."
"How can you tell Oriental Dynasties are obese? Because they have hundreds of Qins"
"Twitter, because I owe people on Facebook money."