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Joke of the Day
"Working for Kotex would actually be a logical way to pad your resume."
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"Be careful in traffic with your pasta car... You wouldn't want it to get al dente."
"I hate it when somebody always comments on my status but never likes them."
"[police lineup] VICTIM: That's him! The dopey fat guy in the middle. COP: We haven't started yet. That's your own reflection in the glass."
"My Donald J. Trump doll finally arrived. It was manufactured in China, then shipped to Russia for special handling."
"Guys, read the fine print before selling your soul to the devil. There's no way to opt out of his email newsletters."
"What's the most useless thing ever? Anne Frank's drum kit."
"""Awww look my boyfriend left his Facebook open, I'm going to log him off without checking his inbox."" Said no woman ever"
"I'm basically shuffling papers and watching the clock until the next Batman movie."
"After I have sex, I like my women how I like my mailbox outside my house"