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Joke of the Day
"Working for Kotex would actually be a logical way to pad your resume."
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"Husband and wife near wishing well. Suddenly wife slips and fell in the well. Terrified husband: Noooooooooo...I can't believe it's working!"
"What do you do when you get into a fight with a group of clowns? Go for the juggler. This is my favorite joke that I have read on here."
"Sometimes programming gets dirty... holes[h].insert(new Objects.ConcretePillar(), new Vec2());"
"What should you do when a bull charges you? Pay him"
"Niantic title"
"If the opposite of pro is con... Wouldn't the opposite of progress be the congress?"
"What's dark, empty and going no where fast? Your love life."
"Oil is made from dinosaurs. Plastic is made from oil. Plastic dinosaurs are made from real dinosaurs."
"I'm never satisfied with my haircuts at first... ...but then they grow on me."