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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a fish with no eyes? A Fsh"
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"Twenty years ago my mother almost aborted my brother. Yesterday he died in a fight with a cloakroom attendant. The coathanger still got him in the end."
"I named my dick ""the fear of god"" now when my parents ask what im doing with my girlfriend i tell them im putting the fear of god in her"
"Dad told me this one tonight... Whats the difference between a Hippo and a Zippo? A Hippo weighs a ton.. And a Zippo is a little lighter."
"a boss is like a diaper always on your ass and edventually full of shit"
"Please don't ask me if I like your new haircut, because I don't and now you made me lie."
"What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches."
"Surely I'm not the only who chews extra hard to make sure the Teddy Grahams are good and dead. Surely."
"Whats a dentists favorite time of day? The time of day he get into his BMW to go home from the dentists office after touching mouths all day"
"How bad is it, doc? ""Well, you'll never run again"" So basically the same"