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Joke of the Day

"Why is the new OS from Microsoft called Windows 10? Because 7 ate 9."

"Before I die I want to see a dog run out of a butchers shop with a string of sausages hanging out of its mouth."

"So Putin and Erdogan walk into a bar. Sorry, a war."

"Damn girl, are you today's date? Cause you're 10/10"

"I thought I saw a coyote in the yard tonight but I couldn't tell because it didnt have an anvil."

"Breaking news!!! Ne ws"

"I am waiting for the day we have a national scandal involving a gate"

"I'd like to think that when pedophiles hang out one of them always asks to see the kids menu and they all have a good hearty laugh"

"Two friends were walking down the road, won took a crap and shit slid out. Her friend said that aint shit that my cunt"

"I just met a guy addicted to brake fluid. However, he was adamant that he could stop anytime."