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Joke of the Day

"Why is the new OS from Microsoft called Windows 10? Because 7 ate 9."

"What did O say to Q? ""Pull your pants up will ya?"""

"I keep a banana in my pocket just in case, because I'm really not glad to see anybody."

"Whats the name of the arachnid playwright?"

"Why was the tomato blushing? Because it saw the salad dressing!"

"What is the difference between your wife and your job? After five years your job still sucks."

"""It's pronounced Jeff"" ""Whatever you say, Goff"""

"What do men and women have in common? They both distrust men."

"You want to know my favorite letter in the gangsta's alphabet? GHETT-O!"

"I got my first ejaculation today... I did not see that comming..."