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Joke of the Day

"How do you get Pikachu on a bus? You poke 'em on!"

"what do you mean I never take you anywhere we just took a 365 day trip around the sun"

"A newly wed guy asked me about marriage. I told him it's sort of like a museum. You have to be quiet and you can't really touch anything."

"There's a new channel called DOG TV that offers 24 hours of programming to entertain dogs while their owners are gone. My dog doesn't want to watch TV I just got him an iPad."

"Men who claim to only watch the #SuperBowl for the ads are the same ones who say they only read Playboy for the articles."

"Why do people say ""Cannonball"" when jumping into a pool, but no one says ""I'm jumping into a pool"" when firing a cannonball #Interesting"

"I've got 99 problems, which really bothers me since I've also got OCD and I prefer even numbers."

"What do radical feminists and Game of Thrones have in common? All men must die."

"Telling a woman to get back in the kitchen is a weird insult to lob on Twitter. We can still tweet from kitchens. We have wifi & data plans."

"If history is written by the victors Then who wrote the history of France ?"