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Joke of the Day

"I thought I spotted superman twice yesterday. Turns out it was just a bird and a plane. -Dwight York"

"Have you seen 'Wears My Penis? Ooops, typo. Have you seen where my pen is?"

"What keyboard shortcut do the elderly have the most trouble with? Ctrl+P"

"Friends are like potatoes. When you eat them, they die."

"What does Pingu say when he feels suicidal? Noose Noose"

"There are 10 types of people in this world. Those who understand binary and those who don't."

"why does snoop dogg carry an umbrella? Fo drizzle"

"What's worse than passing out and waking up after a party and finding a penis drawn on your face? Finding out it was traced."

"What's the difference between a lawyer and an Irishman? [OC] One has passed a BAR."

"When I steal a sweater it's called theft but when a girl does it, it's a sign of affection"